"FESTIVE AF" is right there on the chest — knitted in, not a joke, fully committed. Below it, a band of Ukrainian-inspired geometric pattern runs across the sweater in black on army green, and then the bottom half melts, the same way the Holiday Meltdown does, the pattern dissolving downward into something that looks like it's dripping off the hem.
Hidden inside that geometric band is "FUCK TRUMP." Built into the pattern, woven through the design, invisible until it isn't.
It's a sweater for surviving the holiday season with your sense of humor intact. Army green and black, unisex fit, lightweight knit. Wear it to the party where you know exactly who's going to be there.
Made to order to reduce waste. Most orders arrive within 2 weeks depending on your location.
Care: Hand wash cold or machine wash gentle at 30–40°C. The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), New Vyshyvanka and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2512 E EVERGREEN BLVD #1202 VANCOUVER WA 98661 USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| 3XS |
16 ¼ |
22 ½ |
21 ⅜ |
| 2XS |
17 ⅜ |
23 ⅝ |
22 ½ |
| XS |
18 ½ |
24 ¾ |
23 ⅝ |
| S |
19 ½ |
25 ¾ |
24 ¾ |
| M |
20 ½ |
26 ¾ |
25 ⅝ |
| L |
22 |
27 ¾ |
26 |
| XL |
23 ⅝ |
28 ¾ |
26 ⅜ |
| 2XL |
25 ¼ |
29 ¾ |
26 ¾ |
| 3XL |
26 ¾ |
30 ⅛ |
27 |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| 3XS |
41.3 |
57.1 |
54.3 |
| 2XS |
44.1 |
60 |
57.2 |
| XS |
47 |
62.9 |
60 |
| S |
49.5 |
65.4 |
62.9 |
| M |
52 |
68 |
65 |
| L |
55.9 |
70.5 |
66 |
| XL |
60 |
73 |
67 |
| 2XL |
64.1 |
75.6 |
68 |
| 3XL |
68 |
76.5 |
68.6 |
