’Tis the season to smile politely at Aunt Karen while your sweater does the real talking. The Festive AF knitted crew neck looks like peak family-festive terror from afar but take a closer look and you’ll spot a cheeky “fuck trump” hidden in the pattern. Consider it your secret weapon for surviving awkward political small talk at family gatherings.
Made from an ultra-soft cotton-poly blend, this unisex sweater is cozy enough for winter lounging and sharp enough for your next ugly-sweater party, where you’ll win. Dress it up or dress it down, just don’t tell Aunt Karen what it really says.
Plus, each sweater is made just for you (yep, no wasteful bulk production here), so your order may take 7–14 days to fulfill, and up to 2 weeks to ship. If you would like to receive it by Christmas please order before Novembr 21st. Thanks for choosing style and sustainability!
Disclaimers:
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.
Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), New Vyshyvanka and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2512 E EVERGREEN BLVD #1202 VANCOUVER WA 98661 USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| 3XS |
16 ¼ |
22 ½ |
21 ⅜ |
| 2XS |
17 ⅜ |
23 ⅝ |
22 ½ |
| XS |
18 ½ |
24 ¾ |
23 ⅝ |
| S |
19 ½ |
25 ¾ |
24 ¾ |
| M |
20 ½ |
26 ¾ |
25 ⅝ |
| L |
22 |
27 ¾ |
26 |
| XL |
23 ⅝ |
28 ¾ |
26 ⅜ |
| 2XL |
25 ¼ |
29 ¾ |
26 ¾ |
| 3XL |
26 ¾ |
30 ⅛ |
27 |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| 3XS |
41.3 |
57.1 |
54.3 |
| 2XS |
44.1 |
60 |
57.2 |
| XS |
47 |
62.9 |
60 |
| S |
49.5 |
65.4 |
62.9 |
| M |
52 |
68 |
65 |
| L |
55.9 |
70.5 |
66 |
| XL |
60 |
73 |
67 |
| 2XL |
64.1 |
75.6 |
68 |
| 3XL |
68 |
76.5 |
68.6 |
